HDR 132

Yay for movies, yay for reviews! Shoeless Works is back with more movie reviews and less fluff! Higherdef, get to it!

One Missed Call:
Have you ever seen a movie like this before? I think we have it was like the ring or final destination or any of those "death is coming for you" movies. Well, this one was just a different twist on the same movie. It was decent but nothing special. Pretty much you get a voice mail from someone who just died and then you are going to die next. Pretty much what I would do is stop using AT&T and then I wouldn't die anyway oh snap! another rip on AT&T they are evil. Speaking of AT&T have you seen their new ad on tv where they are showcasing one of their CUSTOMERS who is doing good deeds by giving shoes to people across the world? Well, that's funny. AT&T is evil and they are now trying to not look so evil by showing to good things their CUSTOMERS do now so people think it's them. Ha! nice try AT&T you are still evil and not fooling this guy! Die AT&T! haha

Higherdef Rating: 3


Leatherheads:
Filmed in Charlotte (and other places) but filed with lots of locals and some super stars too. Now am I the only one that thinks Renée Zellweger is terrible in a leading lady role? I mean, she's not ugly but she's sure as heck not pretty to me either. I just don't see why she is getting these lead roles. She looks like she's trying to make her lips turn inside out all the time or taking a dump in her pants or something. I don't know, she just distracts me from the movies she's in. George Cloney and the dude from the office were decent though, but overall the movie was pretty lame and too much a chick flick instead of a football movie. I probably won't have minded as much but ol' duck face was distracting me so i guess that was my biggest problem.

Higherdef Rating: 2


Gracie:
Real life story of Actress Elizabeth Shue and her HS soccer playing days. It starts with the tragic death of her older bro and soccer super star of the family and it turns into a self discovery movie for her and her family. Good movie, if you like soccer or at least don't hate soccer. If you are one of those weird people that have some negative opinion of soccer and hate everything soccer please have another beer and tylenol and vent somewhere else with Jim Rome. For everyone else, you would probably like this movie esp if you are young girl or have a young (teenage) girl as a child. Good movie and a good story. Glad we've come a long way with male-female relations over the years now if we could just ever get to equality with this and other races, THEN we'd be getting some where! unitl then, all I can do is review movies...

Higherdef Rating: 4.5


In the Name of the King:
Jason Statham rocks. If you like his movies you'll like this one b/c he's always a B.A . and that's all you need to know! Kind of reminded me of a Braveheart rip off though. Guy gets kid and wife taken from him, plots revenge, revenge taken... You know that old song and dance? Well, it wasn't as EPIC as Braveheart is but still a good movie.

HigherDef Rating: 3.5


Teeth:
Ok, So i thought this was some movie about a crazy dentist or some whacked out demonic teeth or something like that; well... not exactly. It was about this girl who had teeth in her vagina. I'm not kidding and they reacted to her emotions. If she was with a guy who she liked it was all good and gravy but if she got PO'ed her teeth would bite. Yeah. That's just nuts (no pun intended) and it was weird b/c for some reason it killed people. i didn't know you had that much blood rush "there" did you? Anyway, it was really lame and creepy and just strange.

HigherDef Rating: 1.5