HDR 49

So close to 50... so close!! but 49 comes first!!

gone baby gone:
Dude, didn't they say this in Gone in 60 secs? I mean I thought this was about a car getting stolen! But it's not! it's about a kid getting abducted and crazy stuff happening! It was actually really good. It has Morgan Freeman in it, Ben Aflack but don't let that deter you, Ben Aflack's bro (don't let that deter you either) and that hot girl I told you about who was in Eagle Eye Michelle Monaghan; well, she's a cute-hot anyway. So anyway, the plot is this: Little girl goes missing. Everyone is a suspect! craziness happens! people get beat up and threatened! crazy ending happens! roll credits. Cool huh?

Higherdef Rating: 4.5

Babylon A.D.:
I got 2 words for you: Vin Motha BLEEPING Diesel! Did you know his real name was "Mark Sinclair Vincent"? Bet you didn't anyway I'm digressing! Vin will kick your @$$ and take your name but then not care who you are and he does this many times over in every movie he's in including this one! I'll make this decision to see this movie easy for you:

Like Vin Diesel = see this movie
Don't like Vin Diesel = don't see this movie
Like Mark Sinclair Vincent = add him as a friend on facebook.

Higherdef Rating: 3.5


The 11th Hour:
Dude The earth is melting! AHHHHHHHHHH! GO TO HIGHER GROUND!! I SEE THE OCEAN FROM MY WINDOW!! Ok, well, not really that dramatic but don't tell that to Leo-retardo Di-Craprio... I bet he's never heard that one before! (I'm totally kidding, I'm not in the 3rd grade anymore, I passed after the 3rd try) but I'm digressing again!! So Leo makes a movie about Global Warming b/c he's pretty sure we are screwed. But this movie is interesting and does give us great ways to pay money to help this not happen to us.

Warning Shoeless Opinion coming up:

Opinion started- I think the earth is warming up. do I know if it's actually global warming or not? I'm not sure but I don't think that people should be so stupid to think that we aren't doing any damage at all. Plus even if you are a complete douche bag tool face and think we are perfectly fine burning extra energy and wasting so much they have to realize the money we could be making by not being so dependent on foreign energy sources. I mean HELLO!! we have this giant 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
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ton thing that's only producing like 100000000000 times that in energy EVERY FREAKING MILLA SECOND OF EVERY DAY EVER!! You know?

I mean seriously, why can't we just stop using stupid crap to make energy and use what we have so much of. And why can't we do it cleaner and better... oh wait, I remember now. Money. Money and politics dictate what people do and want to do. I remember now.

Oh wait! I have an idea... I will bet you anything and everything that if (oh God he said "if") IF we actually started doing things better we could actually make MORE MONEY b/c of it!

"No freaking way shoeless now you are just talking crazy talk!"

Heck yea freaking way dude! Think about it. Make a clean cheap energy efficient car that everyone wants that costs ... let's say 10k and last about 200k miles. Then you can recycle it for 5k and go again and you're gonna send those chinese fool's heads into orbit! Plus, lets harness the power of the sun for power use and then charge for it and we can lower costs for the consumer while (wait for it) maximize profits for the power co!

Standing ovation anyone?

but it won't happen, not now anyway. B/C the naysayers will claim it's "too expensive" and "will never work" and that's just how it is.

Opinion off

So I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens then. According to Leo, we'd better not wait too long or we'll all BE DEAD!!

Higherdef rating: 3.5

My name is Bruce:
Bruce Campbell is great. Every movie he makes is great. I will punch you in your vagina if you disagree.

Higherdef Rating: 4.5 (Bruce was great but this movie wasn't so it gets a .5 deduction for insulting Bruce)

Chaos:
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But Translated it would look like this:
So there's Two cops, a rookie and a grizzled vet, pursue an accomplished bank robber."
and they are going crazy to get what they want! and who doesn't want a bunch of money? apparently nobody so that's your movie! It does have Jason Statham in it and he rocks and is really BA about everything so he def helps this movie out. Not really that great but he's good and it wasn't boring or anything so I guess it's a decent movie after all.

Higherdef Rating: 3