HDR 45

More movies in less calories!

Lord of the rings 1:
Gotta love the revisiting of an old... well, new classic! I love these movies for hte most part. I never read the books or anything lame like that so you won't hear any "the books were better" garbage from me! Why read when the movies are already out? haha. Anyway, the first movie is really good and really sets up the series. I would say the 1st movie which is actually called "the fellowship of the ring" is the 2nd best movie in the series. I won't get into the plot but if you don't know it by now then you need to really get with the times.

Higherdef Rating: 4.5


Lord of the rings 2:
Now the 2nd movie... the 2nd movie is FLIPPING AWESOME!! I mean, super model with a free cheeseburger coupon awesome! I love this movie. If there's any movie in the trilogy that deserved best picture it was this one... not the 3rd which, well, sucked! I mean seriously. 45 mins of lame endings? give me a break. Give me 2 hours of fighting any day! 2nd LOTR (which is called "the two towers") rocks your face off!

Higherdef Rating: 5

Lord of the rings 3:
Did I mention this movie was lame? Ok, not really completely and entirely lame like American Idol or anything but they took at great 1st and super awesome 2nd movie and then followed it up with 2 hours of greatness only to crap all over it with the super bad ending. I know, I know, it's all crazy in the book blah blah blah, (see LOTR 1 review to paragraphs up for my take on reading) but I don't care. I want better endings! I want death to hobbits or crying from everyone or explosions from demons or something but not jumping on the bed and creepy old guys looking on from the corner. This movie really gets a bad rating in my book b/c of this. I still can't believe out of the 3 movies THIS one gets the oscar. I'm still bitter. So I'll get my revenge right now...

Higherdef Rating: 3 haha yes, 3! not 4 or 4.5 nope a lame ol' 3! in your face Oscars!


National lampoon's spring break:
Speaking of Oscars... this movie will NOT be even in the nominations for ANY of them. I mean bad. Now let me ask you... when you think of National Lampoon movies what do you think of? Vacations? Van Wilder? something kooky and fun right? stupid plot, stupid kids, drugs? drinking? well, that's pretty much been thrown out the window for a freaking documentary type spring break movie where they follow around, like, a bunch of strippers or something. Anyway, it was lame and terrible and I didn't make it all the way through it. I really hate turning off movies but this one was clearly making me retarded and so I had to delete it from the rest of my memory.

Higherdef Rating: 1


Harold & Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay:
Now Harold and Kumar know how to have a good time in the kooky, fun, stupid kids, game. I think this one had some really funny moments but was still a little too much for the UNrated version. I'd probably think it was funnier watching it on Comedy Central in a few months though instead of having to pray for forgiveness of my soul after watching parts of this one. Anyway, it was still pretty funny even if most of the jokes were recycled, but hey... at least they are going green right?

Higherdef Rating: 3.5