Shoeless Works is comprised of me, Joe Jackson, and my wife Jessica. We are always trying to learn different ways to improve our abilities and pride ourselves on keeping our prices competitive.
This is my last batch of the movies from the Blockbuster total access plan. If you didn't already know, blockbuster blows and i will no longer give them my business after all the crap I've been through in the last couple of months (long story short... they raised my prices twice, slowed down the delivery of their dvds, and became dicks at the store go figure 
).
I've since switched to Netflix and in less than 3 weeks and already more satisfied than i was in 6 months with Blockterds!
Moving forward to the reviews!!
Fool's Gold: Ok so this one wasn't out on DVD yet and we had to go see it in the theaters ha! We actually went on Valentine's day how romantic huh?
Anyway, I was surprised by this movie. When I saw the previews I was thinking to myself "oh dear Lord! another chick flick! no way i'll enjoy this one" well, it turns out it's more of a treasure hunting movie than a chick flick love story so I'd have to say I was pleasantly surprised.
Shoeless Rating:
The Mormons: PBS documentary about the rise of mormonism into the world and America. Here's how I remember it. Dude gets a visit from God. God tells him that every Christian religion is wrong. God says, here's the right one. Mormonism is born. Then the dude who got visited and his people go through a lot of crap for their beliefs. The people going through it take an "exodus" to Utah. They are in Utah now and a lot of people died to get there. They believe their journey was b/c of God and the struggles to get there were part of it. Then one guy starts this multiple wife thing b/c of his beliefs in the old testiment. Then everyone wants to be a mormon b/c of the multiple wives. Mormons are like "hey, no... ummm ... that's not what we believe" but then everyone is like "yay, lots of sex with women" and the mormons are like "oh dear Lord, what have we done?" and then they had to try and explain they weren't like that.
See I just saved you 5 hours of your life.
Shoeless Rating: and a half
Avenue Montaigne: Foreign movie set in Paris. Plot summed up for stupid people: Girl moves to paris from some BFE town and gets job at restaurant that was male only until she is hired. Restaurant is famous locally and internationally for having lots of celebrities eat there. Restaurant is right across street from famous theater and music theater. Girl gets networked into all these famous people b/c she delivers food to them on foot (b/c it's in walking distance remember). Girl gets caught up with multi-character plot with actress, musician, old dude (and son), and some old hoe that owns the theaters. She sleeps where ever she can (b/c she's broke and just moved there) and then the movie ends all happy. Typical.
Shoeless Rating: and a half
Martian kid: Guy is a writer. His wife dies in the process of adopting a kid. Guy still gets kid. Kid is wacked out. Needs a good home. Guy gives kid good home. Good movie. Check it out.
Shoeless Rating:
Mr. woodcock: I'm not really a fan of these whipping boy types of movies usually. I mean the only one I really like... ever is There's something about mary. The rest are just terrible and over done. At least this one didn't star Ben Stiller. So some kid who got picked on by a gym teacher grows up to become famous self-help author. He doesn't get laid much and is given the key to his old town or something and so he goes home and finds this starfish of a guy banging his mom and for some reason doesn't kill him on the spot and then there's this long @$$ movie and then it ends. I wasn't really thrilled with this whipping boy type of movie either.
Shoeless Rating:
3:10 to Yuma: Western! yeah baby, get out your sturrips and assless chaps! you @$$ is in for the ride of your life!!
So here's the plot. Dude is an outlaw. Robs a "stage coach" or some shot and then he and his gang of merrymen kill everyone. Dude and his kids witness it and are like "we didn't see shot" and the gang of merrymen are like "you dead mofos" then outlaw lets guy and kids go and then they skip town except they go to the town instead like a bunch of dumbasses who really should have skipped town. Then dude with his kids go to town later and find dumbass outlaw at a salon and are like "hey! you are that outlaw starfish dumbass" and he's like "whaaa???" then the cops come and arrest him, but that's just the beginning. Then there's this long @$$ voyage to take the dumbass outlaw to the town of "Yuma" *wink wink* and then... as it turns out. The dude with the kids, is out of money and land and everyone is against him and he needs money too! plot twist! yay! then there's like 100 killing scenes and about everyone dies... like a western is supposed to be.
Shoeless Rating:
).I've since switched to Netflix and in less than 3 weeks and already more satisfied than i was in 6 months with Blockterds!
Moving forward to the reviews!!
Fool's Gold: Ok so this one wasn't out on DVD yet and we had to go see it in the theaters ha! We actually went on Valentine's day how romantic huh?
Anyway, I was surprised by this movie. When I saw the previews I was thinking to myself "oh dear Lord! another chick flick! no way i'll enjoy this one" well, it turns out it's more of a treasure hunting movie than a chick flick love story so I'd have to say I was pleasantly surprised.Shoeless Rating:
The Mormons: PBS documentary about the rise of mormonism into the world and America. Here's how I remember it. Dude gets a visit from God. God tells him that every Christian religion is wrong. God says, here's the right one. Mormonism is born. Then the dude who got visited and his people go through a lot of crap for their beliefs. The people going through it take an "exodus" to Utah. They are in Utah now and a lot of people died to get there. They believe their journey was b/c of God and the struggles to get there were part of it. Then one guy starts this multiple wife thing b/c of his beliefs in the old testiment. Then everyone wants to be a mormon b/c of the multiple wives. Mormons are like "hey, no... ummm ... that's not what we believe" but then everyone is like "yay, lots of sex with women" and the mormons are like "oh dear Lord, what have we done?" and then they had to try and explain they weren't like that.
See I just saved you 5 hours of your life.
Shoeless Rating:
and a halfAvenue Montaigne: Foreign movie set in Paris. Plot summed up for stupid people: Girl moves to paris from some BFE town and gets job at restaurant that was male only until she is hired. Restaurant is famous locally and internationally for having lots of celebrities eat there. Restaurant is right across street from famous theater and music theater. Girl gets networked into all these famous people b/c she delivers food to them on foot (b/c it's in walking distance remember). Girl gets caught up with multi-character plot with actress, musician, old dude (and son), and some old hoe that owns the theaters. She sleeps where ever she can (b/c she's broke and just moved there) and then the movie ends all happy. Typical.
Shoeless Rating:
and a halfMartian kid: Guy is a writer. His wife dies in the process of adopting a kid. Guy still gets kid. Kid is wacked out. Needs a good home. Guy gives kid good home. Good movie. Check it out.
Shoeless Rating:
Mr. woodcock: I'm not really a fan of these whipping boy types of movies usually. I mean the only one I really like... ever is There's something about mary. The rest are just terrible and over done. At least this one didn't star Ben Stiller. So some kid who got picked on by a gym teacher grows up to become famous self-help author. He doesn't get laid much and is given the key to his old town or something and so he goes home and finds this starfish of a guy banging his mom and for some reason doesn't kill him on the spot and then there's this long @$$ movie and then it ends. I wasn't really thrilled with this whipping boy type of movie either.
Shoeless Rating:
3:10 to Yuma: Western! yeah baby, get out your sturrips and assless chaps! you @$$ is in for the ride of your life!!
So here's the plot. Dude is an outlaw. Robs a "stage coach" or some shot and then he and his gang of merrymen kill everyone. Dude and his kids witness it and are like "we didn't see shot" and the gang of merrymen are like "you dead mofos" then outlaw lets guy and kids go and then they skip town except they go to the town instead like a bunch of dumbasses who really should have skipped town. Then dude with his kids go to town later and find dumbass outlaw at a salon and are like "hey! you are that outlaw starfish dumbass" and he's like "whaaa???" then the cops come and arrest him, but that's just the beginning. Then there's this long @$$ voyage to take the dumbass outlaw to the town of "Yuma" *wink wink* and then... as it turns out. The dude with the kids, is out of money and land and everyone is against him and he needs money too! plot twist! yay! then there's like 100 killing scenes and about everyone dies... like a western is supposed to be.Shoeless Rating:
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