Shoeless Works is comprised of me, Joe Jackson, and my wife Jessica. We are always trying to learn different ways to improve our abilities and pride ourselves on keeping our prices competitive.
Stick it:
I guess if i was a gymnist this would be my Rocky or Hoosiers... or maybe it was a terrible display of Gymnists and i would have hated it... but either way it wasn't really the movie for me. Now don't get me wrong i enjoy watching young girls prance around in tight leotards who are super flexible and all; but when you add in a plot and a strange (to say the least) main character who is an ex-Olympic qualifier who choked or something and now she's the outcast of all of the National team...
anyway, long story short. I easily made it through this movie b/c i am a straight man but other than that it wasn't that great, not terrible, not great, not much of a rating...
Shoeless Rating:
and a halfThe Ex:
I'm not a fan of these types of movies. Like meet the parents... you know, the one where the bf is trying to win or keep the girl and all this stuff happens to him in the process? Yeah, that's not for me. I sympathize too much with the main character and actual end up wishing he would dump the female dog and find a new girl with less issues.
Well, this movie hit the nail on the head with my nerves... an EX BOYFRIEND! don't get me started. There is absoluletly ZERO reason any girl should keep up with their ex's... unless of course she sitll likes them and/or is still sleeping with them ha! and guess what? in that case, we can cut this short and I let you get back with Mr. Dee Ouche Bag again.
Anyway, this wasn't a terrible movie but i don't recall laughin at all and kinda wished the movie would end earlier than it did.
Shoeless Rating: ZERO! Federline on that ex's!!
Redline:
Now i'm not gear head but they've gotta keep somethings realistic for me to really stay interested. The movie starts (much like the preview) with a guy who is driving thru the desert at speeds over 200 mph (cough cough) and then turns off his lights so he can use night vision to drive the rest of hte way with clearer vision and eluding cops... if you haven't started laughin yet, you should rent this movie b/c you'd probalby think it was realistic.
This movie was a joke and although it had some good moments it was extremely hard to watch from and Editors standpoint with all the breaks in action and bad lining up of clips that were relevant to each other. I mean if a guy floors it and shifts gears the next shot shoudln't be of the car breaking... and if a car is accelerating at a high rate of speed, the next shot shouldn't be of teh RPM tact dropping to zero.
I know i'm bitching about stuff that really doens't matte but it gets on my nerves which makes me not enjoy the movie as much...
Shoeless Rating:
and a half
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