Shoeless Works is comprised of me, Joe Jackson, and my wife Jessica. We are always trying to learn different ways to improve our abilities and pride ourselves on keeping our prices competitive.
If you haven't seen this movie and you think that you will hate it, please don't watch this movie. This is a movie that you will either love or hate and I'm in the former column. I think it's ridiculously
over the top and quite possibly the crudest domanjuiceentary ever thought of but, man, does it entertain.
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September Dawn:
So, it turns out that there's a bunch of crazy @$$ people who at one point created a new religion (or spin off of a current religion) and they swore up and down they were different and better and chosen and then these "different better and chosen" people decide to go psycho and not so different than a lot of other people and kill for no other reason than hate, jealousy and stupidity. No these people aren't muslim or even canadian but instead they are the mormons. So mormons are idiots too and this movie wasn't terrible but a tad too long.
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August Rush:
Ok, so being a former "musician" and current video dude, one of my BIGGEST pet peeves is when people who can't play an instrument "try" and act like they can... well, they can't, and no editor in the world can make it seem real. So, there's strike one of this movie. Strike two comes with the prodigy kid who learns the guitar in 6 months and is playing like a pro... so, you are asking yourself what wrong with learning the guitar in 6 months? lot of people do that. Sure, you can learn theory of guitar in 6 months, you can probably learn to play and sing and even might be able to play some cool stuff in 6 months but there are certain things you CAN'T do after 6 months, mainly b'c your body has to learn things naturally from repetition. I mean, if you've ever played guitar, you know that playing an F chord correctly ain't something you can do the 1st time, and it's not like you can practice for 10 hours a day either b/c your freaking fingers will be bleeding from your lack of callus build up on your finger tips. So that's strike 2 and strike 3 is the freaking Liberace @$$ plot. Cheesiest crap I've probably ever seen. Three strikes and you're out brotha!
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and a side of crap!
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