Shoeless Works is comprised of me, Joe Jackson, and my wife Jessica. We are always trying to learn different ways to improve our abilities and pride ourselves on keeping our prices competitive.
So we wanted to watch this b/c it was the story written by the guy who is non-christian and he wanted to write a children's story that wasn't Godly or Biblical or whatever... so we watched it and it wasn't terrible. I think movie goers must be getting stupider and stupider though, b/c there's no way this movie should have been 95 minutes or whatever it was. Same thing goes for the recent Harry Potter's and all other "children's" books, chocked full of details and plot twists, that are made into movies that are 90 mins long. You just can't have a good movie made from a book under 2 hours long. So really my biggest complaint about the movie was that it clearly left out half of the good stuff and I don't really feel like going back and reading the book now so I'll just give it this half @$$ rating.
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and a halfEnchanted:
Lots of cheesy cl@$$ic disney scenes with corny music etc... but that was the point. It was very good at poking fun of itself and the story was pretty good considering it was half cartoon and half "real" movie. I enjoyed it much more than I was expecting but still don't really care to see it again.
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Lars and the real girl:
Great story about a guy is socially awkward and decides to buy a sex-doll to keep him company and he falls in love with it and with help of the whole town finds out that he's more than just a weird dude with a sex-doll but actually is loved by the whole community. So that's the plot and if it grabbed you go see it... otherwise just keep making a weird face at the computer screen and don't.
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King of California:
This one was cool. It had the girl from 13 (Evan Rachel Wood) who was super slutty and she's grown into a nice little actress and this movie was def a good moment for Michael Douglas and his acting career. Good movie. Dark and weird and clearly not a mainstream flick but I enjoyed it. I look forward to more movies with Evan Rachel Wood in them... that's for sure!
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The Brothers Solomon:
So, they tried to be funny. It had its moments but as a whole it was really bad. You really don't stop feeling sorry for the guys and you just never feel like there could ever be people this stupid and desperate... but i'm sure there are. I really don't feel like writing anymore about this movie b/c it doesn't deserve it.
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