HDFR 18

Need to do some more to catch back up so 5 movies this time...

Rookie of the year:
Some movies just happen to be on TV when I'm flipping through the channels on TV (HBO) I sometimes (mostly) don't have much to do so I'll watch an old cl@$$ic. So Here is one of these movies. Have you never seen Rookie of hte year? If you haven't you should. Great movie with great lines and really funny scenes. Anyway, i think this movie is one of the best stupid, baseball, kiddie movies ever!

Higherdef Rating: and a half

Sandlot 3: heading home
And while we are on stupid cheesy kiddie, baseball, movies... here's another one! So the Sandlot three is about a kid who left the sandlot and became a big time baseball player but is the most selfish jerk ever! so he gets hit in the head with a ball and gets blasted back in time and gets to try again... so long story short, 1 part cheese, 2 parts boring, 3 parts corny = sandlot 3.

Higherdef Rating: and a half

Happily Never After:
Cartoon about the @$$istants to merlin who are incharge of making sure that the scales of good and evil are always tipped to good at all times... no this isn't a Islamic training video even though some people would probably want to blow themselves up after seeing it but I digress. I didn't think it was that bad anyway. It was a little sappier than Iwould have liked but not bad at all... for some reason watching cartoons being cheesy and sappy isn't nearly as annoying as watching real life people do the same... esp when the females are ridiculously over proportionate in all the right places if you know what i'm saying :wink wink... it gives young girls a nice realistic body type they should strive for haha...

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pee-wee's big adventure (HBO):
Have you ever seen this movie? if not then you are missing out. This is cl@$$ic Tim Burton and he is at his best in this one. Over-the-top humor mixed in with the creepiness only Pee-Wee Herman can bring you! all rolled into one! SWEET!! There are some completely CL@$$IC moments in this movie and all I can say is watch this movie again if you haven't seen it in 15 years like I hadn't.

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Gladiator (HBO):
Violence, action, betrayal, murder, war, sex, violence, more violence, graphic violence, incest, slavery, kings behaving badly, Tigers eating people, what's not to love?!?!?!? great movie and the critics agreed, that's why it won best picture and best actor back in 1999 or whenever the heck this movie came out ... or i should say, when this movie kicked @$$!! woot!

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HDFR 17

More from the awesomeness department!

There will be blood:
Another best picture nominee. Great movie. Very good. I could have easily voted this as the best movie of 2007 and the nominees. The jist of the movie is this... guy is into money, wants lots of it, doesn't care what he has to do to get it = awesome movie. Very cool stuff. I don't want to give anything away but they could have called this movie "there will be awesome" b/c it was.

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Rush hour 3:
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are at it again and if you liked the 1st two you'll like this one as well. I won't tell you much about the plot b/c its essentially the same as the otehr two Rush Hours but I will say that the Cab Driver steals the movie.

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The hitcher:
Crazy psycho guy decides to go on a killing spree that is very unrealistic and also very filled with action. The main girl is super hot and needed to be wearing less clothes more often but i digress... decent movie but I don't care to see it again.

Higherdef Rating: and a half

HDFR 16

More movie reviews for you to digest and consume but not in that order...

Music and lyrics:
Chick flick, as expected but not as boring as some chick flicks are. I enjoyed the humor in this movie a little more than I expected. So here's a summary, Dude is a washed up 80s pop star/song writer, chick is his newly higher lady who waters his plants, they are opposites but very perfect for each other. There's this super hot slutty young pop-star girl who is wanting to sing a perfect song for her upcoming tour debut and she asks wash-up to write her a song... in a week. Chick comes in to help. they fall for each other... blah blah blah. Decent movie with much better humor than I can portray in a paragraph in a blog that nobody reads.

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Little children:
Summary: there's this guy (who's supposed to be hot) and he is a stay at home dad for the time being until he p@$$es his Bar exam so he can make money and he's married to Jennifer Connelly who is smoking hot and yet he's bored b/c he's a fruit or something i guess... anyway, there are some local stay at home moms who always see this guy with his child at the playground and they call him some childish nickname b/c they want to jump his bones or whatever and this one house wife played by Kate Winslit decides to befriend the guy and they get into an affair. So blah blah blah... lots of sex and running around and weird stuff and then a weird ending.

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The dead girl:
So this girl turns up dead in a field or something and all these different people are affected in vastly different ways. One is a friend, one is the person who found the body, one is the mother of the victim. The dead girl def had a pulse and was a great movie... sorry i had to use some kind of stupid cliche in one of my reviews right?

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HDFR 15

the Chronicals of Narnia: Prince Caspian:
Because clueless wanted to see a movie in the theatre, we went and saw the latest of her fav set of cheesy movies. I wasn't really impressed (same as the first). The oldest of the sisters is hot though but I'm sure she's only 15 or something in real life. The fight scenes were cheesy and over dramatic the special effects were decent but there's too many creatures to keep it sane. The overall story was fine just the story is over dramatic and cheesy to the point where all i want to do is make fun of it as i'm watching.

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the Painted Veil:
Ok, if you've seen it, you write the review b/c I didn't make it through the whole thing.

Shoeless Rating: zero! :gapper

Breaking and Entering:
So this dude (played by jude law) is an architect and happily unmarried ot this woman who has some wacked out little girl... and this guy's business keeps getting broken into (b'c it's on the wrong side of town) and so he sets up shop to find the perpetrator... and he finds this kid is doing it and follows him home but then falls for the kid's mom and sleep with her. and then she blackmails him and he struggles to figure out what to do and then they are live happily ever after... ok not really but that's the best way to end a plot synopsis right?

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Alien vs Predator Requium:
More aliens killing more predators killing more aliens and now a super alien that was spawned from a predator! GASP! crazy huh? well that's the movie in a nut shell. If you like blood and guts and violence and lots of death, see this movie, if not... keep moving.

Shoeless Rating: and a half

Because I said so:
Note: I actually reviewed this movie in my last HDFR and confused it with Catch and release so this review has already been done and I"ll now really review "catch and release" for hte first time haha sorry.

Catch and release:
this movie actually stars jennifer garner and not mandy moore. Good movie. It's written by Kevin Smith (you know the dogma, mallrats, jay and silent bob guy who rarely make a bad movie) and is about a girl who's fiance tragically dies and now she is left to pick up the peices and finds out her groom to be actually had an illigitament son with another woman. so she sleeps around and tries to find love again and pick up her pieces to move on.

Shoeless Rating: and a half